Have you ever had someone you know – or maybe wish you weren’t related to – say, “It’s not like putting up a web page is difficult. ANYONE can do it these days.” *roll eyes If you are in a line of work that requires any creativity whatsoever most folks seem to have no idea how much actually goes into
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MALFUNCTION MALFUNCTION!!! What in the world has happened to Twitter? Earlier in the week I noticed the addition of this little rotating ad type box underneath my stats. It was mildly annoying, but not so obtrusive or disconcerting as to cause alarm. I pretty much ignore that little blip on my screen, so what do I care really
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After the morning email from Cecil, The Boss was even more convinced that something wasn’t quite right. There was no way that his beloved stapler would act with such hubris, apathetic to The Boss’ pleas for his safe and immediate return! “Cecil is NOT a narcissist!” The Boss exclaimed to all within earshot. Unfortunately for The Boss, an early afternoon
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The warning from The Boss didn’t seem to faze anyone, least of all Cecil. Whispers of Cecil sightings were rampant, but The Boss refused to consider the possibility that his beloved stapler had gone rogue. Those denials were even less plausible on Tuesday morning when Cecil sent an email containing the first issue of “The Swingline Chronicles.” Cecil appears to be taking himself a little
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From: The Boss Subject: Cecil B. Swingline To: D. Messwith McStapler Esquire FYI. In need of some stapler-napping assistance. From: D. Messwith McStapler Esquire To: The Staff, The Building Manager, The HR Manager cc: The Boss To whom it may concern: We are aware of your staple-napping and are not impressed at your attempts to mask this haneous crime with
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Let’s just say that The Boss was less than pleased with not the disappearance of his beloved stapler, Cecil. He was also very aggravated over what he believed to be a theft or kidnapping rather than a run-away stapler. He could be heard pacing and ranting, ranting and pacing in his office all morning. It got worse when a new message arrived
