I'm a geek. I'm a girl. Duh. I live a digital life in a digital world. I don't have double helix DNA - it's binary. All 0's and 1's baby. I'm a highly analytical flibberty-gibbet with a wicked rapid-fire wit honed with sarcasm and innuendo. I love extra dark chocolate. I smoke cigars. I like real tequila and good scotch. I don't fight like a girl. And I'm loyal to the end. You want me on your Zombie Combat Ops team. Any questions?