Let’s just say that The Boss was less than pleased with not the disappearance of his beloved stapler, Cecil.  He was also very aggravated over what he believed to be a theft or kidnapping rather than a run-away stapler.  He could be heard pacing and ranting, ranting and pacing in his office all morning.

It got worse when a new message arrived that afternoon.

From: cecilbswingline
To: The Boss, The Staff, The Building Manager, The HR Manager
Subject: Cecil B. Swingline

Dear The Boss,
Had a good workout at the gym today and boy did it make me thirsty. I really appreciate all of the water fountains strategically placed throughout the building.

I have seen a couple of cars that I can fit into and figured I might go for a drive tonight since there is nothing else to do. I will try to take some pictures and send them to you so you can see what you are missing (Maybe next time you can go with me, if I decide not to lock you in the office).

Yours truly,

Cecil B. Swingline

Frantic to determine the whereabouts of his wayward stapler, The Boss launched an officewide search for Cecil.

Cecil starts exploring is the third installment in the Cecil B. Swingline Chronicles.  The stories recounted are true.  The names have been changed to protect the guilty…and the innocent.

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